I’m Losing My Job

Oh no! Seems my alter ego is facing hard times. Good thing Brett is doing his best to help out!

Subject: Re: job opportunities - Markus Meyer
From: Brett Xxxxx <brett.xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx>
Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 20:30:25 +0000
To: "markusmeyer@gmail.com" <markusmeyer@gmail.com>


Great to hear from you. Sorry to hear about that potential downsizing, but hopefully that works out in your favor as many changes do.

Since we last spoke, I started a new division at Xxxxx focused on clinical trials, and then left last year to join another startup (Xxxxx, a Xxxxx based company also focused on clinical trial services). I’m currently COO and managing our core operations, while acquiring a few adjacent companies and having responsibility over them. One of our acquisitions was Xxxxx, a payments and contracting company based out of beautiful downtown Xxxxx. Xxxxx is busy gearing up for some significant growth and hiring. I’m not sure if we have BA type roles relevant for you, but I have reached out to our HR lead with a recommendation to see if there is anyway we can leverage your expertise. Would love to bring you in, but am not sure there is a great fit right now.

I’ll also keep my ears open for other opportunities, and please feel to utilize my networking connections via LinkedIn if you find other opportunities.


Chief Operating Officer

Subject: Re: job opportunities - Markus Meyer
From: Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 14:47:46 +0530
To: Brett Xxxxx <brett.xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx>

Hi Brett,

How nice of you to try to help out, downsizing can be a scary affair. I’m quite secure in my position though – you might want to direct your reply to that other Markus Meyer, sounds like he needs it.



Subject: Re: job opportunities - Markus Meyer
From: Brett Xxxxx <brett.xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx>
Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 16:16:31 +0000
To: Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

Thanks for the kind response, and sorry for that error in emails address.

Chief Operating Officer

I’m Getting Pictures of a Dog

From: Daniel Markus Meyer <dermarkus1972@xxxxx.xxx>
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 11:42:33 +0100
To: Daniel Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

Von meinem Hirn gesendet



Subject: Re:
From: Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 16:21:14 +0530
To: Daniel Markus Meyer <dermarkus1972@xxxxx.xxx>


Thanks, that’s a super nice looking dog! What’s his name? How old is he?

Best regards,


I’m Getting Pictures of Rims

Subject: Felgen
From: ". ." <soulfinder_xx@xxxxx.xxx>
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2014 20:15:37 +0100
To: "markusmeyer@gmail.com" <markusmeyer@gmail.com>

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Subject: Re: Felgen
From: Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2014 10:41:34 +0530
To: ". ." <soulfinder_xx@xxxxx.xxx>

Cool pics, man. What do you want me to do with them?

– Markus

I Like Fishing

Subject: Account Details for Markus Meyer at Fishingreminder
From: Fishingreminder <mark@fishingreminder.com>
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 11:45:29 +1300
To: markus.meyer@gmail.com

Hello Markus Meyer,

Thank you for registering at Fishingreminder. Your account is created and must be activated before you can use it.
To activate the account click on the following link or copy-paste it in your browser:

After activation you may login to http://www.fishingreminder.com/ using the following username and password:

Username: xxxxx
Password: xxxxx

I’m Looking for Company

It seems my German alter ego is feeling a bit lonely and decided to get into the world of online dating. Go get ’em tiger!

Subject: Deine Aktivierung für datingarea.eu
From: "DatingArea.eu" <news@service.datingarea.eu>
Date: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 13:06:01 +0100
To: markusmeyer@gmail.com


I Handle Sales of Burial Urns

Subject: Verkauf einer anonymen Urnengrabstätte
From: Lohmann <lohmann@xxxxx.xx>
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2013 17:19:47 +0000
To: "Markus Meyer (markus.meyer@googlemail.com)" <markus.meyer@googlemail.com>

Hallo Markus,

ich benötige ein offizielles Schreiben seitens der Friedhofsverwaltung Ostervesede über den Verkauf einer anonymen Urnengrabstätte für Xxxx Xxxxx geb. Xxxx, verstorben am xx.xx.2013. Nutzungsberechtigter:[Omitted] Die Kosten für die Bestattung werden vom Sozialamt übernommen.


I need an official letter from the cemetery administration Ostervesede on the sale of an anonymous burial urn for Xxxx Xxxxx born Xxxx, died on xx.xx.2013. Assignee: [Omitted] The funeral expenses be paid by the social security office.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen

Im Auftrag

Xxxxx Lohmann

Subject: Re: Verkauf einer anonymen Urnengrabstätte
From: Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2013 23:28:24 +0200
To: Lohmann <lohmann@xxxxx.xx>


Leider kann ich dir nicht helfen. Ich arbeite in der Werbung.


Unfortunately, I can not help you. I work in advertising.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

Markus Meyer
Helsinki, Finnland

I Like Depeche Mode

Subject: Depeche Mode - All That's Mine (Electric Cafe Mix)
From: Carsten Xxxxx <carsten.xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx>
Date: Sat, 02 Feb 2013 15:47:32 +0100
To: "markus.meyer@googlemail.com" <markus.meyer@googlemail.com>

Mein YouTube Video-Tipp:

So, ich hoffe, du kannst ihn öffnen :) Geiler Song! Oldschool DM!
Enjoy it!

Von meinem iPad gesendet

Subject: Re: Depeche Mode - All That's Mine (Electric Cafe Mix)
From: Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:11:00 +0200
To: Carsten Xxxxx <carsten.xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx>

Wow, thanks! I had no idea Depeche Mode had a new single out! Not a big fan of Heaven but All That’s Mine sounds good (the original, not the Electric Cafe remix). As a longtime fan I’m looking forward to the new album!

Also, you might want to inform the Markus Meyer you intended this for that he keeps giving the wrong e-mail address – I receive e-mails intended for him once or twice a week.


Markus Meyer
Helsinki, Finland

I’m in Driving School

Subject: Facebook
From: "Hubertus Xxxxx" <x.xxxxx@xxxxx.xx>
Date: Wed, 9 Jan 2013 18:26:37 +0100
To: <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

Sie haben 1 Bild erhalten.


Diese Bilder wurden mit Picasa von Google gesendet.
Testen Sie das Programm hier: http://picasa.google.com/.


I’m Getting Pictures of Boxes

Subject: Paletten Alu-Dinger
From: Frank Xxxxx <xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx>
Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2012 18:25:37 +0100
To: MarkusMeyer@googlemail.com

2012-12-06 10.34.37.jpg 1.4 MB


I’m Trying to Reach Me

This time I – the actual me – was trying to reach my alter egos, just in case Google had some quirk, thing with the punctuation or difference between @gmail.com and @googlemail.com. Alas, no reply.

Subject: Hello?
From: Markus Meyer 
Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 09:37:05 +0300
To: markusmeyer@googlemail.com

Hello, is this Markus Meyer from Aalen? I’m trying to figure out which Markus Meyer in the world keeps mistyping his gmail-address and sending his personal e-mails to me.

Best regards,

Markus Meyer