I Have the Flu

Oh dear, looks like the German me isn’t feeling too hot. A visit to the e-pharmacy will hopefully help me out.

Subject: Bestellbestätigung
From: info@bad-apotheke.com
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:48:39 +0200 (CEST)
To: markusmeyer@googlemail.com

Ihre Bestellung (Order-ID: xxxxx vom 16.08.2012, 23:46 Uhr IP-Adresse: xxx.x.xxx.xx):
Vorname: Markus
Name: Meyer
Strasse: xxxxx
PLZ: xxxxx
Ort: xxxxx
Land: Deutschland
Telefon: xxxxx
Geburtsdatum: xx.xx.19xx
e-Mail: markusmeyer@googlemail.com

Lieferanschrift ( falls abweichend)
Vorname: Markus
Name: Meyer
Strasse: xxxxx
PLZ: xxxxx
Ort: xxxxx
Land: Deutschland

Artikelnr. Stück Artikeltext Unit Price Total EURO
0258738 1 DALLMANN’S Salbeibonbons m.Vit.C. 0,94 EUR 0,94 EUR
4114918 1 ASPIRIN COMPLEX Granulat Btl. 8,37 EUR 8,37 EUR
7610138 1 RHINOSPRAY plus b.Schnupfen m.Feindosierer 4,13 EUR 4,13 EUR
3194803 1 EFFORTIL Tropfen 8,71 EUR 8,71 EUR
5013415 1 DOBENDAN Strepsils Dolo 1,4mg/10mg Lutschtabletten 4,40 EUR 4,40 EUR

Summe der Artikel: 26,55 EUR
Versandkosten: 0,00 EUR
Gesamtsumme: 26,55 EUR

Ihr Zahlungswunsch:

Zahlung per Sofortueberweisung

I Work for French TV

The plot thickens! I was contacted by Claire again, and contrary to how it usually goes with these correspondences, this time I got a reply.

Subject: FW: IDAHO week by WISG / Dutch Embassy project
From: <Claire.Xxxxx@xxx.xxx.xx>
Date: Thu, 10 May 2012 10:57:36 +0100
To: <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

[Omitted – it was about attending some festival]


Subject: Re: IDAHO week by WISG / Dutch Embassy project
From: Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 10 May 2012 13:06:33 +0300
To: "Claire.Xxxxx@xxx.xxx.xx" <Claire.Xxxxx@xxx.xxx.xx>


Please check your recipients, I don’t think this was not meant for me.


Subject:RE: IDAHO week by WISG / Dutch Embassy project
From: <Claire.Xxxxx@xxx.xxx.xx>
Date: Thu, 10 May 2012 11:08:53 +0100
To: <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

Which Markus Meyer are you then?

From: Markus Meyer <markus.meyer@gmail.com>
Sent: 10 May 2012 14:09
To: Claire Xxxxx
Subject: Re: IDAHO week by WISG / Dutch Embassy project

The one in Helsinki. :)

– Markus

Subject: RE: IDAHO week by WISG / Dutch Embassy project
From: <Claire.Xxxxx@xxx.xxx.xx>
Date: Thu, 10 May 2012 11:33:38 +0100
To: <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

This is fascinating. We have another Markus Meyer working for the French TV France 24 in Tbilisi.

My apologies for the confusion.

I Got Invited to the Black Lion

Obviously my alter ego and his friend Damien have been doing something right; they just got invited to a dinner at the Black Lion!

Subject: UNCLASSIFIED: Vendredi soir au Lion Noir
From: <Claire.xxxxx@xxx.xxx.xx>
Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2012 07:37:35 +0100
To: <damien.x.xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx>, <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

Chers tous les deux,

Nous organisons un petit dîner de fin de festival vendredi soir pour les assidus comme vous. Nos invités arméniens et azerbaïdjanais, acteurs et réalisateurs, seront là. Je serai ravie si vous vous joigniez à nous également.

Le dîner aura lieu après la projection des films arméniens, sans doute autour de 22h30, au restaurant le Lion Noir, 23 rue Davistashvili (cette rue s’appelle aujourd’hui Amagleba)

Bien à vous deux,



Dear both,

We organize a small dinner late Friday night festival for frequent like you. Our guests of Armenia and Azerbaijan, actors and directors, will be there. I will be delighted if you would join us as well.

The dinner will be held after the screening of Armenian movies, probably around 22:30, the restaurant on Black Lion, 23 rue Davistashvili (this street is now called Amagleba)

Although both of you,



I’m a Population Analyst

As is evident from the reply from Leonie, I’m interested in the population of the municipalities Baldingen and Böbikon.

Subject: Einwohnerzahlen Baldingen und Böbikon
From: Leonie xxxxxx <xxxxx.xxxxx@xxxxx.xx>
Date: Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:51:02 +0100
To: "markus.meyer@gmail.com" <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

Sehr geehrter Herr Meyer

Gerne geben wir Ihnen die gewünschten Einwohnerzahlen per 31.12.2011 bekannt:
– Baldingen 278
– Böbikon 161

Freundliche Grüsse


Dear Mr Meyer

We are happy to give you the desired population figures as at 31.12.2011 known:
– Baldingen 278
– Böbikon 161

best regards


Leonie Xxxxx

I’m Planting Trees

Then things got weird for a moment. But there was champagne so it’s all good.

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From: "Xxxxx Eva Xxxxx" <eva35@xxxxxx.xx> 
Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:25:39 +0100 
To: "kusi Meyer" <markus.meyer@gmail.com>

viel vergnügen beim anschauen

grüsse evi xxxxx

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